Darcy Lewis' Drunk Cover Letter

[bluedestruction.livejournal.com]

Lately I've recived a lot of rejection notices to jobs (if they even bother replying), and I remembered a story where the same was happening to Darcy.  Does anyone know the story I'm talking about?  Here is what I remember:  

After a series of rejections, Darcy gets drunk and decides to apply to another job and writes the cover letter completely smashed, and starts writing about how she tased Thor and all the stuff that went down in New Mexico.  Despite this she some how still manges to land a job at SI or SHEILD (I can't remember which).

I would really like to read this again but have no idea where I read it in the first place.  I think it was on AO3 but I can't be sure, I hope someone knows what I'm talking about despite the little I remember.

FOUND!  Thank you!  The fic is The Kitchen is the Heart of the Home

Comments

[blumvale.livejournal.com]

I do not know the story. But I want to wish you luck in your job search :)

[bluedestruction.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I'm trying not to get discouraged, but I wouldn't mind writing a drunk cover letter myself at this point. I figure I can live vicariously through Darcy once I find the fic.

[indigocat.livejournal.com]

This is what I googled.

The Kitchen Is the Heart of the Home.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/441728

[indigocat.livejournal.com]

And good luck with finding a job.

[bluedestruction.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I never think to google these things.

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

Thanks for this search - I haven't read it, but I'm in the same boat as you and it's bound to cheer me up. :) Good luck to you!

[bluedestruction.livejournal.com]

I hope you get lucky soon. Until then we can both live vicariously through Darcy! I really wish I could put a line such as

"My resume is enclosed for your review, but I'm not sure if it can truly convey how awesome I am and why exactly you should employ me"

in one of my cover letters.

[samanthajacob (from livejournal.com)]

when you are applying the job in a company you must search that company details in internet.you have to add that description in application process.



Cover Letters (http://coverlettersamples.net/category/cover-letters)

[bluedestruction.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know that, but thank you for the information anyway. Also, thank you for the link. I kind of know part of the problem as to why I don't get as many call backs as I could, but that is a rant for another day; but again, thank you for the help.