Contingency Plans; Humor

[sara-wolf.livejournal.com]

1) The Avengers have to fill out paperwork detailing their wishes in case of emergencies (what to do if they turn evil/turn into an animal/are dosed with sex pollen). And I think there was another where, when choosing their options (read: partner) for a potential "fuck or die" situation, everyone chose Coulson.

It's also entirely possible that the two are actually one fic. I don't remember. And I can't find it/them and it's driving me nuts.

2) Please rec me the funniest fics you've ever read. Side-splitting, bust-a-gut, laughing so hard you've got tears in your eyes. No restrictions for character/pairing

Thank you for any help

Comments

[megyal]

Googled this one, it sounds like one you want:

Questionnaire (1840 words) by storiesfortravellers
Summary: For this prompt at avengerkink: "Inspired by the prompt "Fuck or Die does not go as planned." Some time after the events of the movie, somebody sits the Avengers down together to go through some standard SHEILD paperwork. Of course, because it's SHEILD, the standard paperwork goes way beyond listing an emergency contact. To whom would they give prospective consent in case of a fuck-or-die/sex-pollen situation? Who would want appointed guardian if they're de-aged? If they're permanently transformed into a housepet? And so on...They discuss the questions and their answers with one another." Many pairings implied/discussed.

[melitot-pd.livejournal.com]

Hi! No idea about the first fic, but here's a couple of recs for a good laugh, hoping we share the same sense of humor:

Password Required (http://archiveofourown.org/works/461743) (4686 words) by gigirl942 (http://archiveofourown.org/users/gigirl942)
Kinda (a lot) cracky chat time.

escape from new york (http://archiveofourown.org/works/569606) (12092 words) by beardsley (http://archiveofourown.org/users/beardsley)
Slash, I didn't really care for the pairing but it's funny in a smutty kind of way!

They Are. We Wish They Weren't (http://archiveofourown.org/works/437916) (1860 words) by Emerald Embers (http://archiveofourown.org/users/emeraldembers)
The Avengers trying to make Thor and Avenger!Loki understand that brothers kissing in public isn't good publicity for them. Lot of awkwardness ;)

Funny!

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury)
http://archiveofourown.org/series/18228
Steve/Tony pairing
This is a series, both funny and sad, but the laughs are fantastic. (Little bit, the Avengers are fighting some mad scientist who has turned himself into the Giant Dust Bunny of Doom, and Tony Stark AI'ed some Roombas and made them fly. Tony quote, "Fuck, yeah, suck it!")

Involves AI'ed toasters as well. And aliens who kidnap Tony because they want him to build them AI'ed toasters too.


These Are Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
http://archiveofourown.org/series/29137
Another series, with lots of crack. I especially love the one where Steve bakes pie.

[scaredlittlebb.livejournal.com]

Private Bookmark? by storiesfortravellers
http://archiveofourown.org/works/494665
Avengers reading fanfictions about themselves

a higher form of war by gdgdbaby
http://archiveofourown.org/works/411406
There's a paintball game in helicarrier.

the helicarrier by gdgdbaby
http://archiveofourown.org/works/416720
Camera record of avengers in helicarrier.

Stark Technologies, For All Your Text and E-mail Requirements by kyaticlikestea
http://archiveofourown.org/series/20321
Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters.

[brushed-velvet.livejournal.com]

This prompt fill of emails Steve/Tony exchange is the only fic that made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe:

http://avengers-kink.dreamwidth.org/522.html?thread=242186#cmt242186