Team interview on live tv

[emily-dufferin.livejournal.com]

Hi everyone,

I know this fic exists on AO3 but I can't find it for the life of me! The team is participating in a group interview on live tv. All the questions for Natasha are incredibly misogynistic and the rest of the team comes to her rescue by answering the questions instead. I think Steve answers one about what he wears under his uniform (nothing). I remember the author notes explaining their inspiration came from the awful questions Scarlett Johansson got asked during Avengers press.

Anyone have the link?

Clint Barton fic search

[yume-marya.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm searching for a fanfiction. I think it was located at AO3, kind of a origin story/backstory for Clint and it was longer than 25.000 words, but I only remember one scene clearly:
Clint gets Agent Coulson as his handler and awaits instructions, because every other handler before thought he was undisciplined and maybe even mentally deficient. Coulson sighs and explains that he expects Clint to be a grown man who does not need to be told how to tie his shoes.

I don't remember whether it was a Clint/Phil-pairing or friendship fic.

Could somebody help me out, please?

EDIT: It's 'Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees'. Thank you!